"10 Easy Ways to Celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day at Church"

How could I have missed this?

1.Say an Aaarrr Father.
2.Read Paul’s Letter to the Caribbeans.
3.When in doubt, say “Ahoy there, me sacred hearties!”
4.Stay far, far away from Pontius Pirate.
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and six more excellent suggestions at Church Mojo (who also supplies the right fine pic at right). Go see, buckos.