Caption Contest #89

Picture found here.

I'll start:  How many things are theologically wrong with this picture?

This post is spinning off a facebook posting, which I now cannot find...so I apologize for not giving credit and the hat tip.  If you know who you are, tell me and I'll gladly give credit for spotting this...heretical monstrosity.

Caption Contest #119

Captions in the comments box....

HT to Susan Sparks.

Caption Contest #118

HT to Sherry Antonetti.

Caption away in the comments box.

Caption Contest #117

Truth is Stranger + Caption Contest

...because I can't decide.

Of course there is a logical explanation for this...or an explanation, anyway....

Um.  Ok.  Sure.  I hope there was popcorn.

HT The Deacon's Bench.

And comment away....

Caption Contest #116

HT Saint Kitsch (who has his own amusing commentary)

Comment away!

Caption Contest #115

Ok, I'll start: Sometimes, in spiritual warfare, the veil gets pretty darn thin.


--Caption away in the comments box.

(Previous winners!)

Caption Contest #114

HT to Brian Crane (source of the picture) and Kevin Curtis (through FB).

WE HAVE A WINNER!

Tim Canny: "This is fun and all Father but at your next exorcism can you just banish the demons to Hell instead of driving them into a flock of pigeons?"

Caption Contest #113

Comment away in the midrash box.

WE HAVE A WINNER!
LarryD: Sadly, only 9 disciples saw the risen Lord...

Caption Contest #112

Comment away in the midrash box.

We HAVE A WINNER!
Joe: One of the elders said to me, “Do not weep." Then I saw sitting in the midst of the malted milk eggs a Lamb that seemed to have been slain. He had a chocolate egg with seven stars; these are the spirits of God sent out into the whole world.

(HT to Allen's Brain, from the justly infamous www.CakeWrecks.com.)

Caption Contest #111

Photo credit.

Caption away in the midrash box.

You know, beyond "Good grief."

UPDATE! We have a winner! (and they were all great this time!)

Tim Canny: "According to this GPS App I left my turtleneck over there."

Caption Contest #110

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have a winner!
Paul Cat: On the count of three, everyone say "Crucify him!"

p.s. Paul also wins for the darkest caption ever composed on the Ironic Catholic. Congrats, I think.

Caption Contest #105

Thanks to Tom Stetz, who passed this along from the "If Charlie Parker was a gunslinger" blog.

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have a winner!
Tim: Free DJ with all cremations.

Caption Contest #104

We have a winner!
Allen's Brain: For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and we really need to manage the traffic!

Caption Contest #103

Photo credit. HT to the Crescat via fb. Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have a winner!

From Archangel's Advocate:
Να είστε πολύ πολύ ήσυχο. Έχουμε να εικονοκλάστες κυνήγι.

(Be very very quiet. We be hunting iconoclasts.)

Caption Contest #102

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have winners! (Great entries, everyone!)

• Joel: "The Sermon on the Mound."
• Patrick: "Jesus the Nazarean comes in for the save."
• Dave: "and they came to Him, and He healed them all: the lame, the blind, the lepers, the Cubs fans..."

Caption Contest #101

(Click picture for larger view)

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE: We have winners!

Archangel's Advocate: Christ looked over His Kingdom and thought "Drat! Martha was right! Mary needs to participate in the cleaning too!"

Allen's Brain: Truly odd, but I'm wondering what they have for sale next door at the house of the Beast. (Look closely to get this one.)

Caption Contest #100

Caption away in the midrash box.

(HT to Saint Kitsch!)

UPDATE! we have a winner...
SherryTex: Taking the phrase Cleanliness is next to Godliness just a bit too literally.

Caption Contest #99

Caption away in the midrash box.

UPDATE! We have winners!

SherryTex: Why Jesus didn't twitter.

Paul: U - God = :(

Caption Contest #98

Photo credit.

UPDATE! We have a winner!

Tim: "And if that doesn't put the fear of God into you we've also got three cranky Rottweilers we call the Hounds of Hell as backup."