But my mom (MIC= mother of the IC!) sent it to me. What am I going to do, not post it? Thanks, Mom.
How well do you know YOUR (mostly Protestant) hymns?Dentist's Hymn................................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.......................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn.........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn..........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.....................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn........................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.....................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn............................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn........................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn...............I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn...............................The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph...................... Nearer My God To Thee
85mph...................This World Is Not My Home
95mph.......................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories
8 the midrash:
Ya forgot the Pilot's Hymn....I'll Fly Away
Or the Baker's Hymn: Panis Angelicus (Bread of Angels)
I immediately sent this to my (mostly Protestant) children. Thanks, MIC.
I just thought of another one:
Emergency Med Tech's Hymn: Breath on Me, Breath of God
A local hair salon used to display Hymns for the Over-50 Set on its marquis. My favorite:
It Is Well With My Soul (But My Knees Sure Hurt)
This isn't a pun, but whenever I find the hymn "Am I a Soldier of the Cross?" in the hymnal, I always write "this is the hymn in 'Tom Sawyer'" over it. Check it out, it is.
The Zookeeper's Hymn: All Creatures of Our God and King.
darn...now I'm going to have some of those songs stuck in my head for the next few hours.
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